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Old 07-21-2004
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Default Bad Libs...a Girl's Guide to Talking Dirty...

TIME TO GET NASTY...

Every man likes a little kinky talk in the bed. Well this mad lib gone bad is just want some females will need to execute the perfect filty lingo your man will love. Just fill in the blanks with what you think will get your baby going! Here's how you can take a few glowing coals and fan them until they're a raging bonfire of desire, emotion, and physical passion. Talking sexy in bed is what separates the Bad Girls from the merely bold. And since this isn't The Good Girl's Guide to Bold Girl's Sex, I'm figuring you must want to be Bad.


I've been thinking about your hands on my (noun) all day. Can I put your hand there myself? Your fingers are so strong. I love how their slight roughness feels against the silkiness of my (noun). I'm getting (adjective). Can you feel it? (Verb) me again; just like you just did. Do you mind if I (verb) your (noun)? I'd really like to. Actually, I need to. Actually, if I don't, I may just go out of my mind. Give it to me. Give me your (adjective) (noun). Put it in my (noun). Do you like that? I like it. I like it a lot. In fact, I love it. You're getting so (adjective). Touch my (noun). Look what you're doing to me. I'm going to (verb) my (noun) so that you can (verb) me there. Just like that. Just like that. Give me more. I need more. Touch my (noun) while you (verb) me. Feel my (noun). It feels so good. Your (noun) feels so good. Your (noun) tastes so good. Does my (noun) taste good? Tell me how good it tastes. You're driving me crazy. I'm ready for your (noun). Can I have it? Can I have it now? Oh yes. Thank you. Thank you. My (noun) is on fire. If you touch it I might ... You're like a (noun) of (noun) inside me. I can't take much more. I'm close to (verb)-ing. (Verb) with me. I want to (verb) with you. It's close; it's so close. (Verb) me harder. Faster. Deeper. Harder.
Haha! That just cracks me up! I tried it on my man tonight and it was sooo funny! I put some crazy ass words in those blanks tho...
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