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100. They share the same state with Southern...how can that be?
99. Living off a 30 year reputation
98. dem dayum white shoes
97. the only time they sound good is when they'r not moving
96. dat bass drum on dubbs
95 they dance @ er'thang they do
94 When they march in they
93 When they in the stands they
92 The star spangled banner..."ohh say can you see"...
91 Halftime time of course they
90 5th quarter
89 marching to the bus they
88 putting their instruments up in the band room they
87 when they go to their dorms and go to sleep they
86. O' Christmas Tree is their School Song/Alma Mater
85. They have metal Tubas....
84. They do the same drill every game....
83. Their campus looks like shat.....
82. Their dancers look like Flag Girl rejects
81. Their former coach, starting QB, and drum major all cried on national TV
80. They actually have the nerve to talk shat about their band!!!
79. That horrible arse announcer
78. Those horrible suits their BDs had on at the Bayou Classic
77. They waist my D@MN time every November for 2 days.
76. Girls at their school wear tennis shoes with dresses.
75. Ms. Grambling looks like a FAMU drum major.
74. My best friend goes there and is in their band. What a dumb arse
73. Bruce Eugene's baby face !!!
72. They Drum Major was on national TV cryin' like a lil beeeyatch
71. the nukka that plays the bells ALWAYS cuts through the band
70. The nicca that plays the bells is always gay
69. Their trumpets sound like gay chickens in heat...
68. Every arrangement from 1998 to 2002 sucked a$$.
67. Bills, Bills, Bills......
66. Juve's Set It Off
65. Big Ballin
64. All for You (Janet)...well after J-State and PV played it against hem...
63.No explanation needed.
62. They r always on National TV making HBCU Bands look bad
61. they stay all cramped up ova on da Swacpage, but to weak to come ova here
60. they stay all cramped up ova on da Swacpage, but to weak to come ova here
59. they stay all cramped up ova on da Swacpage, but to weak to come ova here
58. DJ Jubilee.....
57. they stay all cramped up ova on da Swacpage, but to weak to come ova here (gotta repeat it again)
56. They get WATER and POWERADE after halftime!!! smh
55. They butchered "I Care 4 U" at the classic in 02
54. Doug Williams left Grambling after finding out how oogly Bruce Eugene is...now that sucks!
53. They got a mud pit for a playing field. Ol' Lollapalooza azzez...
52. I could have been the trumpet section leader while I was in high school....
51. Poor showing in recent Bayou Classics
50. The band.....
49. Too many people showing "emotions".....Quit ya cryin' heffa....
48. Just because they are Slawbling
47. That 45 min version of "Stir Up the Gifts" at the SCG in 2002.
46. Their version of 911, that was almost as bad as Stir Up the Gifts
45. how they be too ashamed to socialize after the Bayou Classic so they stay in their hotels
45. them being incognito by wearing street clothes after the BC, trying to blend in with the tourist, so no one will know they march for Grambling
44 they aint bought no spinners for the rolling base drum yet... errybody else got
43. They did a Tampax Tampon commerical ...now that sucks!
42 they represent the SWAC
41. Sad to say, but they are what White people think of when they hear "Black College Marching Bands".
40-they actually think they are "World famed"
39- in 99 their arrangement of ginuwine's "So Anxious"
38. They're over-exposed
37. The only time they sound halfway decent is when they are not moving.
36. Their dancers look like before and after pictures at the same time.
35. They get overly sensitive on TV....bunch a' batches.....
34. They're quick to steal something from Southern.
33. The coonish' mofos' let a white girl lead an all black(with one mexican*Elian Gonzales the drummajor*) band. (Set them back 400 years).
32. their band dances while their dancers are dancing
31. they feel like they have to perform the latest hits in the same week they are released but dont take the the time to ever learn the right dayum notes to the songs!
30. i have heard farts that sound better than their playing quality
32. their band dances while their dancers are dancing
31. they feel like they have to perform the latest hits in the same week they are released but dont take the the time to ever learn the right dayum notes to the songs!
30. i have heard farts that sound better than their playing quality
29. they dance while drilling...
28. they havent actually been good since before my grandma was a virgin...
27. they believe the whole world is hating on them cuz they are good
26. if u are under 4 feet tall, they'll recruit u to be a drum major no matter how old u are....
25. according to them they are the best, yet they brag about blowing out the bottom tier bands in the SWAC...
24. for them being the first thing that comes to mind when i think of menstrul cycles
23. for letting crabs run the band
22. they suck and expect great things for sucking.
21. they suck and when they get told about it they accuse everyone else to be 'hating' on them.
20. everytime someone does a positive write up on them, they go showin off as if to say 'na nanna na na!'
19. for being the only band in the SWAC to use a 'moped' in their drills.
18. if they could do it and get away with it, they would dance while playing IN STORM AND SUNSHINE!
17. got white tuxs 4 unis
16. They have the nerve to crab people like they getting into something sweet
15. they have section names like "ladies delight".......dumb as he!!
14. there are like a 1000 high schools and middle school in LA that can blow them out!
13. Their arrangement of "Get Gone"...a MESS
12. Their Arrangement of ANY SONG...A MESS
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100 THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT GRAMBLING STATE UNIVERSITY...
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