maybe i'm crazy....will ya'll be doing this...??

[P o e t i q R e i g n]

the other day i was in the cafe w/ some people, friendz included...& one of tha people who iz a friend of my friendz (& she'z 19 yearz old)...wuz talkin' about how she planz on teachin' her daughter how 2 give head...

. . .

aiight i wuz laughin about it, but she wuz DEEAD SERIOUS...

she & my friend jey looked @ me & wuz like, r u not gonna teach ya daughter how 2 give head?

i wuz like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HELL NO

& maybe it seemed like i wuz tryna play her face or somethin' (can ya blame me?!) 'cuz she went on justifying herself, talkin' about there ain't any shame in her game...she might as well be the one 2 teach her daughter 'cuz the daughter is gonna have 2 do it @ some point



she wantz 2 teach her how 2 give GOOD HEAD becuz she wuz like, "if her man ain't gettin' it from her, he'll damn sure be gettin' it from someone else"

i wuz like WTF?! maybe this wuz just me...but do ya'll feel where i'm comin' from?!?!

and THEN...i told one of my female friendz later what the girl had said & asked her if SHE would ever teach HER daughter how 2 give head...she wuz like NAWWW....BUT...she'll probably teach her children how 2 roll a blunt

i wuz like . . . WTF?!?!?!?!?!?

maaan......iz THIS what being a "HIP" parent iz gonna end up meaning in about 10, 20 yearz?!?! will I be considered "OLD FASHIONED"?!?!

teach my daughter how 2 give head....teach my son how 2 roll a blunt - DAMN THAT!

[In Rod We Trust]

Im willin to bet it was Jennifer who said she gonna teach her kids to roll a blunt. And yes I kno her

[NECKBONE]

thats wild ****, maybe i should teach my son to eat the puss?

[Dr. Ash]

Originally Posted by neckbone

thats wild Sh*t, maybe i should teach my son to eat the puss?

lmao, now that's just too much.. :lol:

could you image that conversation

neck: c'mon ova here boy, daddy wanna talk to you
son: about what man?
neck: boy get you azz ova here, I'm finna tell you how to keep a woman
son: aight, how's that
neck: ya gotta eat tha puss
son: what?? oh hell nawl, I ain't doin that
neck: what I say boy? how you think I got your momma?
son: aww man, I don't wanna hear that mess
neck: shut up and listen to what I'm finna tell ya. if you follow my
instructions completely you'll be a happy man
son: mannn, aight
neck: okay first you gotta........


oh HECK nawl!! I don't want any kids but I'm gonna tell my nieces that suckin d*ck causes cancer..LMAO!

[Kinkee]

OMG. This is too funny. :lol:

*To answer the question*

No I would not teach my daughter how to give head. How about going to church and learning about the Lord? If she wants to give head in the future, she can learn it on her own.

[IgnoranceIsBliss]

I don't agree with her teaching a child to do this. The best way to learn is to ask the man himself.

[P Harrell]

I'll shoot my wife in the head if she taught my daughter how to suck wang!