BLINDED BY THE LIGHT! If you were ray charles.....

demmeri · #1 02-09-2005

You all saw the RAY movie...if you didn't you're an assclown...

you all remember how he was able to distiguish between a chick that looked good and an ugly chick? he would feel thier wrist...my question is, if you were blind like ray charles, how would you go about checking to see if someone's hot or not?

since i started the topic, i'll answer first:

you all know that i like girls that are 5'2, size 6 shoe, skinny, long hair, light skinned, and kinda "white acting"...

>>i would feel over her head with my hand to make sure that she was about 5' 2"...
>>i would play footsie with her to check the size of her feet...
>>i would of course listen to the way she talks and behaves to see if she's "white enough" acting for me...and feel her hair to check the length..
>>for the skin, i would have to cheat a little...it's of course rude to ask a chick how light her skin is....so maybe like i would meet a chick after i performed in the bars like ray did..i would have to establish a friendship with one of the bar tenders or one of my roadies...we would have a "code" together so that he could help me determine if the chick passes my skin test...

i would yell out to him "light bright? "

and for a light chick, he would return "sho' ya right... 8) "

if the chcik's too dark for me, i would yell out "light bright? "

and he would return "nope..midnight... :? "

then i'd be like "unh unh b!tch, GOOD NIGHT! :roll: .........>> :? :arrow: "

so back to the question:

IF YOU WERE BLIND LIKE RAY CHARLES, HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DETERMINING THE "HOTNESS" OF SOMEONE YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN?

1FocusedBruh · #2 02-09-2005

Well if I was blind, I would do what Ray did..To see if she's really fat plus I think rubbing a girls wrist and foream in the way Ray did turns those ladies on..

Besides why care if they were cute or worry about thier skinn complexion..You cant SEE that kind of sh*t..lol Worry about personality..

Plus, its hard f*cking a fat chick while being able to see. Imagine how it would be if you were blind..Be thinking u hitting it but you really f*cking her belly button or inbetween her 2nd and third stomachs.. :lol:

In Rod We Trust · #3 02-09-2005

Whoooo how i know U was gonna respond to this Marcus...

Lord...lol someone needs to lock this crap

demmeri · #4 02-09-2005

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Originally Posted by 1FocusedBruh

Besides why care if they were cute or worry about thier skinn complexion..You cant SEE that kind of sh*t..lol Worry about personality..

dayum i forgot to take that into consideration... :lol:

demmeri · #5 02-09-2005

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Originally Posted by Ms.H.B.I.C

Whoooo how i know U was gonna respond to this Marcus...
Lord...lol someone needs to lock this crap

hot dayum...evreytime i talk about my love for light skinned women, she get offended...why did you click on the topic anyway if you knew it was made by me?

anyways, back to the topic:

IF YOU WERE BLIND LIKE RAY CHARLES, HOW IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU DETERMINE IF THE PERSON'S ATTRACTIVE OR NOT?

boojak · #6 02-09-2005

u are one weird fellow :?

speljag09 · #7 02-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by demmeri

You all saw the RAY movie...if you didn't you're an assclown...

you all remember how he was able to distiguish between a chick that looked good and an ugly chick? he would feel thier wrist...my question is, if you were blind like ray charles, how would you go about checking to see if someone's hot or not?

since i started the topic, i'll answer first:

you all know that i like girls that are 5'2, size 6 shoe, skinny, long hair, light skinned, and kinda "white acting"...

>>i would feel over her head with my hand to make sure that she was about 5' 2"...
>>i would play footsie with her to check the size of her feet...
>>i would of course listen to the way she talks and behaves to see if she's "white enough" acting for me...and feel her hair to check the length..
>>for the skin, i would have to cheat a little...it's of course rude to ask a chick how light her skin is....so maybe like i would meet a chick after i performed in the bars like ray did..i would have to establish a friendship with one of the bar tenders or one of my roadies...we would have a "code" together so that he could help me determine if the chick passes my skin test...

i would yell out to him "light bright? "

and for a light chick, he would return "sho' ya right... 8) "

if the chcik's too dark for me, i would yell out "light bright? "

and he would return "nope..midnight... :? "

then i'd be like "unh unh b!tch, GOOD NIGHT! :roll: .........>> :? :arrow: "

so back to the question:

IF YOU WERE BLIND LIKE RAY CHARLES, HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DETERMINING THE "HOTNESS" OF SOMEONE YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN?

You have a problem if You are physically blind and still are going to ask if someone is lightskinned, when you don't even know what brown looks like. Stupid ass