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Originally Posted by jumpoff
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Originally Posted by ReDD HarLeM DeViLL
Hmmm.... There's gotta be more to it. It seems incomplete
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LoL, it is incomplete. Theres much MUCH more.
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- Anyone can make fun conversation and get a girl to be interested, but if she has set in her mind that she doesnt want to have sex that night *Gasp* SHE DOESNT WANT IT! Subtle sexual hints and clues (excessive mouth play with a straw, using fruit suggestively, licking of the lips combined with soft eye contact) suggest that, if you can get her to leave this place with you there is a Shot. But like every game it doesnt matter what the score is - if you cant shoot clutch you mine as well keep it in your pants.
D. Setting and Surrounding is So Serious (its so necessary)
- Doing things out of character could end up in two results: Her thinking that you might be different than the other guys or Her becoming completely embarrassed. Sometimes theres no way to avoid the second, so try keeping all shenanigans inbound until the next date (if you get that far)
- Its a club....DANCE! If you can't dance, be goofy. She might appreciate the effort. If you CAN dance, then dont showboat and keep your eyes on her. Nothing else matters, and if she thinks something else does youll have to keep giving her a reason to keep looking in Your direction as well.
- If you bring her into the middle of the floor, expect to get Hot. Damnit people theres like 50 girls and guys in a 10 foot radius and you think youre not going to sweat? Deoderant and cologne work perfectly because if you have to be stuck together in the heap of those bodies it Really can make an impression if hers is flat against your own and you smell like cherries or something delicious. Old men cologne is a no-no (niggz is 19 wearing Old Spice n sh*t) so I suggest Curve or some other ones I'll post in the hidden forum.
- If you DONT take her to the middle of the dance floor then take her to a more secluded part of the dance floor to be with just her. Some guys make the mistake of making the girl they are interested in look like they are available or like they just started dancing with them. People are grimey, and if you dont watch out another dude lookin like KarolinaPlayboy is gonna come up and Shark you (lol, not to call you out - you dont look like anyone whod do that I just needed a point of reference).
- Use everything to your advantage. This rule is more common sense than anything else...if theres a semblance between the skirt shes wearing and another color in the club, make it seem like the world was planned around it (corny jokes are cute, if not an icebreaker to your personality).
E. Originality is Key (Dont use lines unless youre a comedian...and youre NOT a comedian)
- Things like "I need some water cuz theres a fire in my pants" and "Baby you could be my Sun, just lemme get in yo Orbit" are only cool when you think you can make her laugh. And if I hear anotha bruth say "Are you from Tennissee" Imma go nuts.
- No two girls are alike (Imma have to say this a million times) so if you treat them the same, you just might get the same result. A simple "What're you drinking - I need to know just in case you run out and I want to buy you another one" or "How're you doing? Im _______" can get you where "MA! MA! AYY MA! WHADDUP SHAWTY! AY SHAWTY!" cant.
- Idle conversation is for the second date - dont ask her anything that wont get her to want to talk to you later. Dont talk about your family, dont talk about depression, dont talk about anything other than something thatll get her to talk to you later.
1. "So whyd you choose to wear that?"
2. "Did you bring your friends or did your friends bring you?" (a need to know thing coming towards the end of a night)
3. "Why come to this club?"
- "Alcohol has been the social lubricant for longer than either of us can remember" - Roger <----If she does drink, make sure you have a nice wallet on you because the more she does (and you do) the less inhibitions the both of you have. It allows all of your jokes to hit, some of you sexual advances to be taken seriously and maybe even considered. Its a very dangerous game though because if you cross any line then youre out. Dont drink enough to where you cant control the conversation or your bodily functions. Theres no cool way to throw up.
(agh, ill brb...)
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