HMMMM... :?
I PERSONALLY DO NOT LIKE PHAT BOOTIES. I LIKE A GURL THAT IS EXTREMELY PETITE. LIKE 4'-11" TO 5'-2" , 100 TO 120 POUNDS. I'M INSTANTLY ATTRACTED TO GIRLS AROUND THAT SIZE, NO MATTER WHAT THEIR MUG LOOKS LIKE. :wink:
REASONS WHY? WELL, LET JUST SAY I MYSELF AM "FUNSIZE". I'M ONLY LIKE BARELY 5'-7". I LIKE MY GIRL TO LOOK UP AND FEEL INTIMIDATED BY "DOMINATING" SIZE AND STATURE. I WOULD NEVER, EVER, EVER DATE A GIRL THAT WAS TALLER THAN ME! EVER! TYRA BANKS IS FINE AS HELL, BUT IF SHE EVER ASKED ME OUT, I WOULD DEFINATELY SAY NO. SHE IS JUST WAAAAY TOO TALL.
(WHO AM I KIDDING? YALL KNOW MY LITTLE ASS IS LYING. I'D HIT THAT LIKE LIKE IKE HIT TINA!) :twisted:
^^^YEAH, BUT SHE WOULD NEVER LET YOU, SHORTY. :roll:
OH, WOULD YOU SHUT UP?@SELF :x
ANYWAYS, BACK TO THE BOOTY. I DUNNO WHY SOME MEN ARE ATTRACTED TO THE BIG BOOTIES. IT'S MOSTLY THE TALL GUYS, (THE 6-FOOTERS) THAT GO FOR THE JIGGGLE-BUTT. I THINK SMALL AND PETITE BOOTIES ARE CUTE, AS LONG AS THEY'RE ROUND! WHEN I TAKE THOSE CLOTHES OFF, YOUR BUTT BETTER NOT LOOK LIKE YOUR BACK WITH A HOLE IN IT! :P
*SIGHS* :roll:
DUMB COMMENTS LIKE THIS ARE THE REASON WHY I AM STILL A VIRGIN. HALF OF THESE CATS STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL READING THIS HAVE PROBABLY HAD MORE POON THAN I'LL EVER SEE. AND WHY IN THE HELL IS MY DRUNK-ASS IN THE HIGH SCHOOL SECTION ANYWAY?
DAMN, WHAT A PIECE OF VIRGIN-GARBAGE. :cry:
FOR A PICTURE OF THE BEST-SHAPED BOOTY EVER, CLICK THE LINK BELOW: 8)
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/abc.htm :!: