Hmmm.... y'all must be bored as hell...
1... be j.simpson dumb or
a lot smarter than u
I'd rather her be smarter than me... da **** I wanna think all the time for? :roll:
2... snore while sleeping or
drool while sleeping
I'd rather her drool. you can put a towel under her head for that, if I put I towel in her mouth to get her to shut up, then she might die...
3... be 10llbs overweight or
20lbs underweight
10 pounds over weight isn't that much to me... :roll:
4...have busted teeth or
busted feet
I refuse to think about choosing between either of those... :roll:
5... be xtra loud and ghetto or
too quite
I'd rather her be too quiet (I'm mad you people aren't spelling that right... :? )
6...5 in. taller or
8 inch shorter
8" shorter is just a regular short person... I mean look at if Hampton Beauty... she's got 8 inches on someone who's only 5'9"
7...pretty and frigid or
butt ugly freak
Pretty and frigid... sex isn't a main attraction for me.
8.... dress like a hootchie or
dress homely
Dress homely. It means that she's not focused on herself all the time.
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