MASTERBATION!!

[dazzlin']

I don't really think anything is wrong with masturbation but I can understand why guys don't admit to it. They get clowned if they say they do. "Oh so you can't get no real pu$$y?" But sometimes they lie abnout it until it's just ridiculous. I was talkin' to this one guy one time and we was talkin' about sex or whatever and I was like have you ever masturbated. He said no like I had asked him if he ate dog poo for breakfast. I was like well have you ever had a wet dream? He told me no again. But at the same time he was tellin' me he a virgin,. That don't make no since. He don't masturbate, have wet dreams or have sex. Now come on. :? Who is he kiddin'?

[SuperFly]

Any guy over 13 years old who tells you that he's never masturbated before is a lyin sack of ****.

[Princess LaRonda]

I've never had a guy lie to me...

and as far as them watching a female...lol i told one of my ex's i wanted him to do it for me... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

He was like really to be honest...I do but I only do it with Jergen's lotion...


I WAS LIKE AWWW NUGGAH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME...I WAS LIKE DAMN I DON'T USE JERGENS!! BUTTTTTTTTT HOLD ON RIGHT THERE...hahahhahahha I did have some

hahahhahhahahah *on the floor thinkin bout it*

[In Rod We Trust]

Originally Posted by Carolina Cowboy

Any guy over 13 years old who tells you that he's never masturbated before is a lyin sack of Sh*t.

13? Naw baby, like 12 now...these little F*ers are fast as hell

[KärolinaPläyboy]

I didn't start using lotion until I seen silly jokes about it on TV sitcoms. lol! And of course I started doing it before I go out on dates, because thats what ol'boi said from "Theres Something About Mary" when he was telling Ben Stiller that he couldn't go on the date without cleaning his pipes,etc. LOL!! ever since then I haven't carried a loaded weapon with me on a date! :lol: :lol:

[Princess LaRonda]

Originally Posted by KärolinaPläyboy

I didn't start using lotion until I seen silly jokes about it on TV sitcoms. lol! And of course I started doing it before I go out on dates, because thats what ol'boi said from "Theres Something About Mary" when he was telling Ben Stiller that he couldn't go on the date without cleaning his pipes,etc. LOL!! ever since then I haven't carried a loaded weapon with me on a date! :lol: :lol:

hahhaha hell nah

[SuperFly]

Originally Posted by jstblz99

13? Naw baby, like 12 now...these little F*ers are fast as hell

I had to give them some lag time... :roll: