no means no...............................WOMAN!

demmeri · #1 06-02-2005

aight so did you ever have to refuse to have sex with a chick? to tell her no? what was the situation and what was her reaction....

back in augusta, when had this fat ho named pam in the nieghborhood who would sleep with like ANYBODY! and i mean ANYBODY anwhere anytime...andy how...any hole....

so anyways, her cousin named Mann was making fun of me because i had thought i wasn't a virgin anymroe because i had humped this girl when i was like 14 for like an entire night....him and his brother were picking at me saying that i must have nutted in my pants like 4 times...which i did...i mean i just didn't know how to have sex....and i found out like a week later HOW to by them....and i was like...

oh. :???:

so anyways, Man's disgusting cousin pam was offering to take my virginity...she was like 17, 5' 10" 200 something with a dirt ring around her neck...

she spent the night over my house ( i have a sister, so...) and in the middle of the night snuck in my room...it was a saturday so i was in my bed watcghing mad tv...

so how about the b!tch came over there and sat on my lap....what she thought she was doing, but because i'm soo short, she couldn't tell where my body was under the blankets....she was SIITING ON MY KNEES! MY KNEECAPS TO BE EXACT! i was about to cry!!!! ii didn't want to hurt her feelings...so i sat and talked to her for like 5 minutes...she started atlking about me and nikki (the girl i hum,ped) and she was like "yeah baby, i can make you a real man....my knee caps were about to burst, so i was like i got to go to the bathroom....

got up and came back...she sat this time on my lap and was talking all freaky to me with her hot stank breath....she started playing with my winky....

and then she pulle out her boob and i realised how dirty it was!!!!

i was like ..."girl, i can't do it....because i decided to wait for marriage"...

and then she left my room and then told her cousin and brother that i was gay...

i have to go now that's why i had to hurry up with the story...

but tell yours...

~ADANNA~ · #2 06-03-2005

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Thoroughly_Confused · #3 06-03-2005

I know it may have been a tragic time in your life, but

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

demmeri · #4 06-03-2005

^^^it ain't funny! she went back and told EVERYBODy in the nieghborhood that i was gay! just because i don't wanna sleep with your fat ass doesn't mean i'm gay...

so like about a few weeks later and went and had sex the first time with this chick named michelle...didn';t like her at all...she was okay....5'1" skinny (at the time...now she blwon up!)...but yeah the only reason why i lost my viginity was because these cats thought i was gay because i wouldn't have sex with fat pam...

smh.... (michelle teachenburg)

LadyLibra07 · #5 06-03-2005

wow lol This whole post was just off da wall. Well, I pray you won't ever have to go through such a traumatic experience again. God Bless

:lol: :lol:

Thoroughly_Confused · #6 06-03-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by demmeri

^^^it ain't funny! she went back and told EVERYBODy in the nieghborhood that i was gay! just because i don't wanna sleep with your fat ass doesn't mean i'm gay...

so like about a few weeks later and went and had sex the first time with this chick named michelle...didn';t like her at all...she was okay....5'1" skinny (at the time...now she blwon up!)...but yeah the only reason why i lost my viginity was because these cats thought i was gay because i wouldn't have sex with fat pam...

smh.... (michelle teachenburg)

Like I said I know it must have been traumatic, but all you can do is learn from it. No need in dwellin on the past. You just can't let rumors that you know are false effect you that much, but you gotta admit...the knee caps thing was comedy

UnintentionlyMe · #7 06-03-2005

i cant take this too seriously