For the Guys who Like to Give Head

[TwilightZone13]

Originally Posted by ChangePlease

dem = a classic example of a man who thinks he knows EVERYTHING about women

this N*gga gets NO pussy

oooooooooooooo.... SERVE! SERVE! SERVE! SERVE!

sike lemme stop, but dude, the truth of the matter is as much as you may think you got females figured out as a whole, never categorize them- theyre more complicated than you may think (which is more than apparent in your last few posts) - not 2 put u out there any more than you have yourself, but please, think before u type...

[demmeri]

Originally Posted by ChangePlease

dem = a classic example of a man who thinks he knows EVERYTHING about women

this N*gga gets NO pussy

actually i get alll the coot i want...which is none right now because i'm waiting...but trust i know everything there is to know about a woman's body, plus some stuff they never knew they never knew...

dig it dude, i put out a "how to eat coot" thread on this site and it got like 47 replies...all compliments from the ladies...

i could get some coot, i mean from a chick that's not all that n all or this other chick, but i won't because i'm waiting...

(michelle)

[TwilightZone13]

Originally Posted by demmeri

actually i get alll the coot i want...which is none right now because i'm waiting...but trust i know everything there is to know about a woman's body, plus some stuff they never knew they never knew...

dig it dude, i put out a "how to eat coot" thread on this site and it got like 47 replies...all compliments from the ladies...

i could get some coot, i mean from a chick that's not all that n all or this other chick, but i won't because i'm waiting...

(michelle)

dude...like being completely honest here. i have no problem with you but you brag too much on stuff you really have no idea about... talking about sex and actually having it are two completely different things. you may have book smarts about the female body, but if youve never experienced it first hand dont boast and say youre a beast, because frankly it makes you come across as LAME AS FUKK.

a lady may compliment the fact that youd consider giving oral sex or whatever, but there are people who talk much shyt and cant back it up, so until you come through with testimonials or at least a rap sheet, either put up or shut up.

and wtf is "coot"? coot? :???: u coulda picked a better word than "coot" i woulda rathered you say vagina than "coot" lol lawd...

[demmeri]

Originally Posted by DaStrongSilentType

dude...like being completely honest here. i have no problem with you but you brag too much on stuff you really have no idea about... talking about sex and actually having it are two completely different things. you may have book smarts about the female body, but if youve never experienced it first hand dont boast and say youre a beast, because frankly it makes you come across as LAME AS FUKK.

a lady may compliment the fact that youd consider giving oral sex or whatever, but there are people who talk much shyt and cant back it up, so until you come through with testimonials or at least a rap sheet, either put up or shut up.

and wtf is "coot"? coot? :???: u coulda picked a better word than "coot" i woulda rathered you say vagina than "coot" lol lawd...

i'll put up...PM me ya sista's number :???:

[TwilightZone13]

Originally Posted by demmeri

i'll put up...PM me ya sista's number :???:

iite... i wasnt even tryna take it there, but since you insist...

im sorry i cant help your fix, for you see, i dont have a sister. and even if i did have a sister, im quite sure she wouldnt be feelin the idea of breaking in a rookie. get ya weight up pimp. (michelle)

[demmeri]

Originally Posted by DaStrongSilentType

iite... i wasnt even tryna take it there, but since you insist...

im sorry i cant help your fix, for you see, i dont have a sister. and even if i did have a sister, im quite sure she wouldnt be feelin the idea of breaking in a rookie. get ya weight up pimp. (michelle)

okay, how about ya mamma's?

wach this n!g come with some "oh i don't have a momma...my daddy had me" ish :???:

[TwilightZone13]

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very funny, but in fact i do have a WONDERFUL and BEAUTIFUL mother who apparently raised her son correctly. right about now im questioning if your parents raised you to have confidence in your OWN ability, which brings about my point. why do you have to ask ME to put you on some pussy, regardless of who it's from? if you got the balls you claim to have nearly 95% of the time, you would ask her yourself.

THUS, MY CONCLUDING POINTS:
a)Your lameness is through the roof and everyone in this forum can see it.
i mean shyt.. you obsess over michelle. whoever that is, shed prolly find it scary that you mention her name after everything you say.
b)You don't have nearly enough class/sophistication to carry my mother's name in your mouth.
c)My mom can't stand b*tch made individuals. If you aspire to have contact with her, I'd advise you to change your lifestyle.
d)Seeing as how you have to :1)sweeten the pot with nonsense and sexual innuendo that youve NEVER experienced firsthand to get a girl's attention, and 2)you ask other dudes to put you on instead of manning up and doing it yourself, you're probably too physically inferior to get a second look from my mother.
e)Get a damn personality. At least one that doesn't cause others to wonder whether you are just a white gay person asking to get handled by someone who just doesn't think you're funny.

People...I have a SMALL list of topics started by this dude...check it, we got:

-are you compherable ( sp ) with the size of your weenus? >>dude, GAY AS HELL...
-spin-off spinoff: what do you hate most about being a man?>> apparently u mus be the only guy in here who has vagina-envy, forreal
-how do you handle coochie farts?>> considering its you were talking about, youd prolly press rewind on the VCR and turn up the volume...
-8! 8 crazy wonderful d!cks! ah! ah! ah! ah!>>(come on.. :???: )
-how does it feel....(yeah! yeah! yeah!)>>im mad u opened up with "i was jacking off the other night, and...)
-ladies, would you let demmeri get it?>>what the f*ck does it matter, u still wouldnt do sh*t if u were up to your ears in it...

I rest my case. YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE A LOSER IN THE WORST WAY, and its not even a wonder anymore as to WHY "[you] need some coochie"(a quote of yours i picked up from one of the Posts you started and got locked after 2 posts).

Thank you. Have a nice day.
you know whats funny? had he said that mess to my face id prolly let my mom whoop his ass first...