Rod comin off the head wit this one

[In Rod We Trust]

Welcome to the flipside, where the wild shyt happen/
Where *****z wit no rhymes still keep on rappin/
and *****z wit no hands keep on clappin/
sewed a ***** mouth shut and he still kept yappin/
Where midgets dunk on Yao Ming/
and *****z still think that Ashanti can sing/
Where Michael Jackson fukk old ladies/
and Benzino hold hands wit Slim Shady/
Where Ja and 50 play tennis against Jigga and Nas/
And Brit, Christina, and Madonna had a menage a trois/
Where Chuckie from Rugrats aint got no fears/
and like them bugz females periods only come every 17 years/
Dis the flipside where everybody livin right/
and dudes aint worried about gettin pussy at night/
Where females aint so quick to fuss/
This all in the mind of Rodiculous

[Kool 2k6]

*Now playin....UGK's "top notch hoes instrumental"

Im the superkool showkase and im puttin shows/
puffin on cuban cigars while im hollin at hoes/
I gotta wife in Huntsville, a 3 ex's in ATL/
Im addicted to attention so Im runnin str8 for hell/
cold hearted wit animosity is a good combination/
Like Roy Jones in round 1, its a fight that im facin'/
Masked up like Jason, spooky like Michael Myers/
Black like Kunta and shiny like the rims on my tires/
in the day im buck wild with a country ass chatter/
but im quiet at nite, like a snake in a shadow/

[P o e t i q R e i g n]

i'm feelin' both of these....

i especially like that concept of tha "flipside"...

[P Harrell]

Don't get it twisted cuz the boy seem silent/
The gat in my backpack is ever so violent/
The man has no time for no nonsense/
But when I get my gown I cap so that merkin can commence/
Damn a 50 Cents/ I here to pay my rent/
Whats really good so u know what that really meant/
No time for the games that lames be playin/
So butter when I toast ya in tha gutter u'll be laying/
It's more than Soul Glo I'll be spraying/
Even on a Harlem Night/ so when I get out of sight/
Be ready for a fight/
Talk live about Pat will make me rearrange ya frame/
Then have ya Moms putting the obituary in a picture frame/

[P Harrell]

I call this

B!tches

"Oh my bad baby" did that slip??
U know u a h*e, u down for the flip/
Don't act like u got morals now, u know u wild/
In the Chi u was R. Kelly's poster child/
Now u got the audacity to think ur a dime/
Please/ U about a nickel and two pennies from being a nine/
So, I know what's on ya mind/
"Do you he think I'm a h*e?"/
Yes/ "IS he gonna eat me?"/
Hell no/
I've mastered my flow, **** h*es, I'm about dough/
U need that boy ma holla at ya bro/
I'm unleashing my dragon like sisqo/
I'm gonna cream on ya lips it'll look like Crisco/
She say she wanted ice cream, vanilla ice cream/
Had to bust a nut now she got her some eye cream/
B!tch, U look like Bullwinkle so I hit it from the back/
She full of Sh!t so I sh!tted on her face, now she a Moose track/

[LuvsAngel]

Please/ U about a nickel and two pennies from being a nine/

It's more than Soul Glo I'll be spraying/

U took it back. That's too funni.

[IgnoranceIsBliss]

Freestyle!

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo , yo

This yo girl name Megan from the T to the X
Got the rhymes from head that make your body sweat
Not internationally known
But I'm locally favored
by the hotties with the bodies
Lades, BM Dubs & Ducati's
Got a dude from Jamaica Queens
Love the way he talk, walk, and dress
He make a girl wanna holla
How he lick on the chest
Got a dude from the Chi
And he know just what to say
To get my body all hot
On a cold windy day
Got a hottie From Cali
Say he want to be by my side
I said cool just as long as you can "Pimp My Ride"
Can't forget about my Texas boi's
Specially the one's with the golds
Got ice on the fingers and even on the toes
Hated on a lot cause he bump that screwed
But he don't care cause he know how we do
He wear that Roc, that Miskeen, But not P.Miller
But I'm telling yall in the S. J. he a killa
Just telling yall a little about myself
don't laugh at it to hard
Cause if you do I'm gonna have to get on you my Guard Dog!

Holllla! :lol: I'm stupid.